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Parker Ortolani

Parker Ortolani

Product Manager

Parker Ortolani is a product manager on the Vox Media brand licensing team focused on supporting The Verge, Polygon, and the Vox Media Podcast Network. A long time fan of the site, Parker has set out to develop a wide array of consumer products to surprise and delight The Verge community. Previously, Parker managed consumer product development and marketing for BuzzFeed and was a contributing writer for 9to5Mac.

Celebrate 2004 Week with retro Verge gear!

You might have heard that it’s 2004 Week on The Verge. There are lots of awesome, super nostalgic stories that you absolutely need to go check out right now.

BUT before you do that, you should also check out the collection of new retro gear that we made to celebrate. We have a T-shirt, a tote bag, a water bottle, and some stickers, all with the Verge 2004 logo (which we’re pretty sure nobody at Kazaa can sue us over at this point). We love it, and we think you will too.


The Verge shirt, tote bag, bottle, and stickers
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We’ve got something special for you coming next week.

Any guesses what it might be? (Or what you want it to be, in case it’s not that, but maybe it can be later?) Stay tuned!


The Verge x Nomad teaser with the date 6.25.24
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Watch our staff try the Vision Pro.

In addition to our detailed review, The Verge video team brought in Vox Media employees from different areas of the company to experience the Apple Vision Pro for the very first time.

See their reactions, including mine, right here. Let’s just say there were a lot of “whoa(s).”


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Apple brought Clarus to the Mac’s 40th birthday party.

Tim Cook shared a fun animation celebrating the 40th anniversary of the original Macintosh, and hidden amongst the colorful array of products and iconography is none other than Clarus, a lesser-known piece of Mac history otherwise referred to as the “dogcow.”

Designed by legendary graphic designer Susan Kare for the original Macintosh as part of the Cairo font, Clarus continues to make cameos in Apple’s software. Stephen Hackett has a great write-up at 512 Pixels on Clarus that I highly recommend, especially on a day like today.


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Today is the last day of The Verge merch sale!

Still need a gift for your tech-obsessed loved one? Just want to grab something special for yourself? Look no further than The Verge merch store. Today is the final day of our big Black Friday weekend sale. Take 30 percent off shirts and hats, 20 percent off tote bags, 40 percent off ceramic mugs, and so much more!


Colorful grid of various merch products from The Verge celebrating the holiday season
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New merch alert!

We’ve just added three brand new shirts to The Verge merch store inspired by various jokes sure to be familiar to the eagle eyed Verge reader. If you’re also wondering what a photo is now or are concerned about the future of content moderation these are for you. Plus, we’ve made the perfect shirt for fans of Decoder and yes, org charts.

In addition to new gear, we’ve also released The Verge store holiday gift guide. If you’re looking for a gift for The Verge reading gadget lover in your life, we’ve got you covered.


Three new shirts from The Verge: Decoder Org Charts, Content Moderation, and “What is a photo?” priced at $29.99 each
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